I am writing you in earnest to warn you about being hollered at by one Zebedee Navarro. Mr. Navarro has acquired a malevolent T-Shirt which reads: Ask me about my Hemhrroids! He’ll be wearing that and plans to scream it at you from behind all the velvet ropes and the Leemobile. The wisest course of action would be to obtain a replica of this shirt and yell at him before he finds you. Help us Mr. Lee, you’re my only hope!
Also, what do you think of my pseudohaikulendar? It’s gonna be huge.
Love and kisses,