I just posted this in a local classifieds:
Have unwanted guests from another dimension?
Does your new home go bump in the night?
Are you hearing voices or seeing lights, yet not currently having a psychotic break?
Have me come by and give your area a scan! I have some tools that detect psi/paranormal happenings and a website where I would like to record findings (with respect to your privacy of course). I don’t intend to charge money for this service right now and do not guarantee that I will end up “busting” or producing any ghosts or spirits. I am willing to travel to any part of the county as long as you tolerate my odd schedule. There is no pressure to commit to any agreement and you can feel free to dismiss me at any time.
I look at things through the lens of both the scientific as well as the spiritual. I don’t have all the answers, but I am coming up with some darn good questions!
